bad jokes for good children

Q: What kind of snake keeps its car the cleanest? A: A windshield viper!

Q: What did the snake give to his wife? A: A goodnight hiss!

Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?

To the prawn broker !

Knock, knock.Who’s there?

Giraffe.

Giraffe who?

Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Pooch!

Pooch who?

Pooch your arms around me, baby!

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